Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
"Come on mom! It's obviously dad's collection. My collection wouldn't fit on one server."
StickyPickles 33
I hope he had decent material at least and nothing weird. . Son, why are there 143 videos of pregnant Asian women and German Shepard **** on here? Or something equally disgusting
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Comments (45)
Sheepalicious 20
Your response should be "I was giving you guys some tips to keep things new and exciting!"
GunSlinger69 19
Who here has been caught watching ****? Super awkward and you can't really talk to that person without that weird feeling for days lol.
BlondePsycho 43
We're now in that golden age where most kids need to teach their parents how to hide their ****. "No dad you change the file name, she'll know what Big Ass Latina is, she wont look at the file Work Project 1"
thatcoolguy123 14
He was probably trying to get you in trouble. And parents always think they're always right, so hopefully she'll find out it wasn't u soon
exoticwaved 9
How exactly do you know it was your dad that did it?
Weirdo_Babe 13
You could say this is the more moderated version of the one I saw on moderation last night but anyways His dad was too "embarrassed" to say anything and obviously the OP wouldn't have don't it since he was away in college Sorry OP you had to take the blame for something your dad was too embarrassed to confess
Matthew089 15
family server?
PleaseTickleUs 7
Am I the only one who doesnt download it and just streams it?
doctorhook86 25
#21: What if you wanna watch it again?
ireallylikepasta 12
you just look it up again
RAndEM 9
hmm, yeah, that must have been awkward...
loganhu 7
In hide defense, you are being a bitch