WesBrady

Mr San Francisco, United states 35 years-old

Nicole This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks but no thanks

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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Anonymous 10 December 2012, 22:40 V?ster, Sweden

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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ihncredible 10 December 2012, 23:32 Macomb, United States

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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