Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend and his family. We were talking about relationships, and I commented on how online dating was the dumbest thing ever. His mom and step-dad went on to tell me how they had met through an online dating service. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked my mom about signing up for an online dating site. She took one look at me and said, "Why get rejected online when you can just go outside for the same?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Top comments
TazInYourPantz 13
Key word, here, perhaps: 'decent'.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Op must be Selena Gomez. Justin Bieber isn't a decent boyfriend. Or girlfriend. Or singer.
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Comments (124)
AParanoidStudent 1
Don't feel bad. She's probably only using your sexy profile picture to pick up some hot dudes or something lol
ssnowywinter 0
Does she want you to date a crazy juggalo?
LLZNH 1
You obviously can't make your mom agree with your taste in guys/men, but hopefully you can make her understand its your life, you are allowed to make your own decisions!
SAgirl 23
I think shes trying to tell you something...
Mindymayhem1 0
Why don't you tell her to delete it because your happy with your current bf
lambda_fml 40
Parents are like that. She'll come to like him eventually. In other news, online dating is not the place to look for 'decent' men.
fridabloman 3
I got a feeling that she does not like him :(
Rocky007 15
Just remember your mom loves you.
journeytotheend 16
It's only seven months
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yes, but she's still WITH him after seven months, meaning he's not that bad a guy after all. It's the mom who has issues here. The daughter never said "I'm going to marry this guy after seven months". She simply implied that her mother has no business setting her up when she's already with a perfectly good guy.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
One of these is the correct answer: a) she doesn't like your boyfriend b) she likes to make decisions for you c) both