Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out my son is getting bullied. His stepdad doesn’t care, in fact he’s all for bullying because he thinks it will force my son to stop being smart, or "a dork" as he calls him, and fit in with the normal kids for a change. FML
Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my idiot son has been getting his ass kicked nearly every day since he spread a rumor that he’d been sleeping with the most popular girl in school. Not only is she the wrestling coach’s daughter, her brothers are all massive jocks. Even though he apologized the beatings keep coming. FML
Today, my husband was concerned about our son using the Internet, so he told him a story about a kid who gave out his personal information and was kidnapped and killed by a maniac. Now our son is scared to use anything with a screen. FML
Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML
Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML
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Top comments
ViRepz 28
I hope you told him why any type of bullying is bad.
hardonforjesus 10
He does it badly? Well, that's ok then...
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Comments (98)
Joshawott 21
"He does it badly though"? Surely the problem is that he bullies, not that he's bad at it?
SlapAndTickle 20
#63 Do you sag your pants? Would you believe that rape was justified if a guy seen another guy sagging his pants, became aroused and jumped him? To say the type of clothing someone wears justifies rape then you have issues. I'd hate to see your view of a 5 year old in a bathing suit. It's people's lack of control, moral compass that bothers me.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Farrah Abraham is the worst person ever. Go ahead and challenge me... you have nothing.
SlapAndTickle 20
#70 You obviously don't know how to read. #63 agreed with him and I was replying to his comment. -.-
joopjoop 19
I just saw a pic where a mom had her son stand by the road and hold up a sign saying he was in trouble for bullying, maybe you could do that but have the sign say "I cyber bully celebrities and make myself look like a moron while doing it"
soul_meets_body 11
This is a very good idea.
worldclassrager 41
Cyber bullying is actually sometimes a crime deepening on what is done but since he is so poor at it it would seem that it's nothing on him...if that makes sense...
iwadasn 33
Wait, you think it's an FML because he's bad at bullying? No, it's an FML that your son bullies people at all.
hashshim 23
69: Right, because she's worse than Mussolini who killed 20 million and imprisoned millions of others or Hitler who killed 10 million or Osama bin Laden because she made a sex tape. Get over yourself.
DFresh503 8
Beiber is in no way a positive role model. He's a clown who wants to be hard. "Hip hop embrace me" lol
SugarSpunSister 8
Bin Laden made a sex tape?