Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out my son is getting bullied. His stepdad doesn’t care, in fact he’s all for bullying because he thinks it will force my son to stop being smart, or "a dork" as he calls him, and fit in with the normal kids for a change. FML
Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my idiot son has been getting his ass kicked nearly every day since he spread a rumor that he’d been sleeping with the most popular girl in school. Not only is she the wrestling coach’s daughter, her brothers are all massive jocks. Even though he apologized the beatings keep coming. FML
Today, my husband was concerned about our son using the Internet, so he told him a story about a kid who gave out his personal information and was kidnapped and killed by a maniac. Now our son is scared to use anything with a screen. FML
Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML
Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML
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Top comments
ViRepz 28
I hope you told him why any type of bullying is bad.
hardonforjesus 10
He does it badly? Well, that's ok then...
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Comments (98)
angelitared 27
U must of done something to the poor kid for him to hate on others so badly!
kozzard 17
because the only way people become dickwad gargling shitwaffles is that their parents are bad...
fwongraven 10
Why aren't you monitoring your child's internet access? It's so easy to install parental controls and it's more important than ever when kids can get into so much trouble on social media.
hannaaaahr 33
Why would he have been monitoring it before if he didn't know his son was doing anything wrong? I agree that he should monitor his son now, but I find it interfering with ones privacy if a parent monitors his kids every move without having a reason for doing so.
fwongraven 10
Because he's a child. He doesn't have to be the one causing trouble - teens are vulnerable to cyberbullying. I'm not saying to stalk his every move, but being aware and open about what sites he has an account with is basic online safety.
mrsmeowmix 3
If you have seen the movie cyberbully, the main character, Taylor, is monitored by her mother when she uses the internet, and everything is fine, but when her mom gets her a laptop and gives her more autonomy on the internet, the bullies at school take advantage and start bullying her online as well, to the point that she attempted suicide. The entire movie was based on a true story, and the real girl succeeded in killing herself. Tragedies like that are the reason that he should have monitored his son on the internet to begin with.
LennyComa 39
Set up your own and ground him on them. That'll learn him
moimoimoi125_fml 11
That, or Justin Bieber's jokes are growing a little old ?
FelicityWishes 32
I hope you confronted him.
ZingZilla 8
Bieber is a massive twat spitting on fans because he can what a tyrant. Bash him all day long is what I say.
BVBarmy_girl 22
Okay, so first off, I'm not a fan - But I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend, so what homosexual manners are you referring to? Secondly, am I the only one who's tired of the way people use the word 'homosexual' as an insult?:i
mattrd_fml 31
why do so many people hate on justin bieber? God forbid kids have somewhat of a good role model to look up to. Better than Miley and Britney anyways...
CaliGali 9
its fine of he is bullying all the trash of celebrities like Kim k and her family. waste of space with no obvious talent.
SuperSofie 23
Bullying is NEVER fine! I don't see how anyone can think that. And don't give me any crap such as "it toughens people up" or "they deserve it". Nobody deserves to be treated like crap. You can disagree with what a person says or does in a polite way, but you should never bash a person as such.
Xotoolyxo 16
Sit him down and make him watch all the bullying videos they show in elementary school...