Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
Today, my son tried to go viral by livestreaming himself walking down our busy street while talking to his "chat", while my other son came up and lamped him with a punch to the side of the head, pretending to be a stranger, or a "hater". I hate this streaming shit, but I never thought I'd raised clout chasing morons. FML
Today, I found out my son is getting bullied. His stepdad doesn’t care, in fact he’s all for bullying because he thinks it will force my son to stop being smart, or "a dork" as he calls him, and fit in with the normal kids for a change. FML
Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my idiot son has been getting his ass kicked nearly every day since he spread a rumor that he’d been sleeping with the most popular girl in school. Not only is she the wrestling coach’s daughter, her brothers are all massive jocks. Even though he apologized the beatings keep coming. FML
Today, my husband was concerned about our son using the Internet, so he told him a story about a kid who gave out his personal information and was kidnapped and killed by a maniac. Now our son is scared to use anything with a screen. FML
Today, my daughter posted a poem on Facebook about how her father and I abused her for years. It's a complete lie and an obvious attempt to impress her boyfriend, whom she thanked for "rescuing" her. I've received several hateful messages already, along with threats to report me to CPS. FML
Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML
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Top comments
ViRepz 28
I hope you told him why any type of bullying is bad.
hardonforjesus 10
He does it badly? Well, that's ok then...
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SuperSofie 23
I feel like I should push YDI, just because of the last sentence. Why would the fact that he does it badly change anything? If anything, it's sort of a relieve for whoever he's bullying, perhaps they can discard the insults more rapidly.
RogueWarrior869 23
Anyone that believes rape happens for a reason is no one to look up to.
RogueWarrior869 23
I really hope you you let him know that is not okay. People have killed themselves over being bullied and being cyber-bullied as well. And to the lot of you, shame on you. You're being hypocrites. Saying things like bullying is never okay unless it's this celebrity I don't like, then it's okay. No. I don't care who you are. Bullying is never okay and doesn't solve anything, no matter how much you don't like someone.
SlapAndTickle 20
#29 I personally wouldn't insult homosexuals by calling Beiber one.
TheCanucklehead 22
You know who my role model is? The inventor or banana bread
TheCanucklehead 22
This thread has covered bullying, role models and homosexuality. We should become motivational speakers
gloooooria 14
#6 is a bully.
DotDootyDot 17
Teach him a lesson and anonymously bully him online with multiple accounts. Little dipshits should taste their own medicine.
queerdragon 20
#36: You're right. I can only hope one day I will spit on my fans from a balcony, crash expensive cars, make horribly ignorant statements about Anne Franks, and pee in a mop bucket at a restaurant. That's how I know i have reached fame, my cult of followers will think I have done everything right. I don't care if he is "talented" but at the moment, through his own behavior, I doubt he loves anything but the attention. If you think he cares about his fans as people, you are mistaken.
tmoneysly 7
Awesome those rich celebrities who only publicly help charities so so more ppl spend more money on them deserve to be bullied he's a hero about time someone tried bringing celebrities to the real world