Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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IdolChatter 0
So go to the pawn shop, get it back & give it to someone who cares enough to keep it.
sammy_little 0
Run. My first wife pulled something like this just before she got pregnant (on purpose). I went into the marriage with no debt and money in the back and filed a joint bankrupcy for $200,000 about two years later. It is obvious she cannot handle her business and $1500 is a small price to pay to find this out.
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Comments (159)
Todayi 0
I would walk
shanniemac 2
Ouch...
charlotte100 2
What kind of a loser that even can't afford a $300 phone bill? Does she not work? If she can't afford it then don't have an expensive phone/plan. I hate idiots.
danaharrison 5
OMG dump her if you have not already. What a horrible bitch..
Seeker304 12
What kind of loser gets a $300 phone bill? Why would you get that kind of plan? **** her and bail.
fallenangel72 7
Wow what a bitch. You sound like an amazing boyfriend. She should be more thankful.
missknh101 6
She got low balled! Big time
allisadawn91 8
Dump her. I have been dirt poor, selling everything. But even if I was on the streets I would not sell gifts given to me by my boyfriend. Period.
IXChaosDragonXI 13
Your girlfriend sounds like a moron. If you could afford that necklace then you could front for her phone bill. Don't get her an engagement ring.
tumblrturtle 5
Dump her.