Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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IdolChatter 0
So go to the pawn shop, get it back & give it to someone who cares enough to keep it.
sammy_little 0
Run. My first wife pulled something like this just before she got pregnant (on purpose). I went into the marriage with no debt and money in the back and filed a joint bankrupcy for $200,000 about two years later. It is obvious she cannot handle her business and $1500 is a small price to pay to find this out.
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Comments (159)
shudashuia 0
the big fat XX ........make me lol
Curiousmind 0
How's a $300 phone bill not expensive? Yes, compared to $1,500 $300 may not be that much but just for one phone bill, that's a lot of money. Anyway, I do feel for you. I hope everything works out.
Curiousmind 0
This is why I never understand why people invest so much in materialism; the value is subjective and lost overtime.
Professor59 2
Expensive lesson, but you do NOT want to be with this woman long term.
jaime087 0
for $1500 that's either a fake diamond or a pretty small one did you really expect a pawn shop to give a fair deal??? dumbass
da_byrdwatcha 0
diamonds are forever ...unless the bitch pawns the shit
TunaSaladMonster 0
DUMPWORTHY. Also, don't buy expensive jewelry for the bitches.
ahhfuckmylife 0
your girlfriend is stupid is she blond
mad_hatter0666 22
$300 is not inexpensive for a cell phone bill.
Tychonic 0
That's why you don't spend 1500 dollars on a GIRLFRIEND.
skyttlz 32
I'm a girl and the only jewelry I wear is earrings so I wouldn't want my bf to spend a ton of money on a necklace for me