Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, running late for work, I ran outside and the door handle literally broke off my vehicle when I pulled to open it. I climbed in through the passenger door, turned on my car, and the windshield wipers were on… swiping a fresh $78 parking ticket across my windshield. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
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tommurry 1
maybe you should move out of the shithole town you live it
hawk515 0
sounds like someone may not like you
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Comments (133)
SadNemo 0
What a terrible place.
piiing 0
nice pic <3
kikibisweet 0
Do the other cars around yours also have this happen? Seems like you are being targeted. Instal a mini hidden camera in your car to find out who is doing this.
ramirezlmt 0
that's a really good idea.....unless the hidden camera gets jacked too lol fyl. Definitely someone doesn't like you.
vikingunicorn 1
Actually It happens a lot on my street. Thing is, a few blocks away the cars are usually untouched. S'why I parked father away in the first place.
hahayousucks 3
^^ OP FTW?
Privations_fml 3
Sit in your car at night (I'm assuming this happens at night) and wear all black + a mask. When they come to vandalize your car, scare them. Oh, and you better have some sort of firearm or knife on you.
piiing 0
or tazer
Teah9 6
seems to me like someone is out to get u, I would be so sacred if I were u
CallMeHush 1
You are special, and by golly, People LIKE you!
lmfaowww 0
Take the bus.
perdix 31
You really need to get rid of your "I Hate Ni**ers" bumper sticker. A lot of white people would find that offensive enough to vandalize your car.
perdix 31
That's too bad. It was really funny. I told my frieñd what I wrote and she laughed so hard she had to hang up and call me back when she stopped laughing, which was about 20 minutes later. I think I added about 2 years to her life from giving her such a good laugh.
TheJaQ 0
Aw, your comments are half the reason I get on FML...
HesJustTheBest 0
Here's what you do OP. First you take out a huge insurance policy on your vehicle, and then either purchase or fashion a large amount of explosives, then wait for a year to pass. After that, fine tune your car alarm so that it will go off at the slightest bump or contact, and buy a trigger that is activated by sound. Park your car a few streets away, arm the trigger that is connected to the explosives hidden under your car, activate your car alarm and wait. When you get up in the morning you'll be rid of your nemesis who is destroying your car and you'll have a large sum of money to buy a new one!
ScreamingMimi 0
LOL...It scares me the amount of thought and detail you've put into this plan.
CoonAndFriends 0
You and the car just weren't meant to be.
perdix 31
You need to get rid of your "I Hate {racial slur} " bumper sticker. Even people from other racial groups would find that offensive enough to vandalize your car!