Today, my car is so unreliable that I received a letter saying that it had been kicked out of the American Automobile Association. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML
Today, my car was broken in for a second time in a month and a half, and for the second time it's now Inoperable. I only got it returned from repairs two days ago. FML
Today, my car broke down. Yesterday, my husband mentioned he found my dream car for sale, but I'd insisted my car had a lot of miles left and we should save money. They sold my dream car this morning. Now I'm carless. FML
Today, I went out to my car to run some errands. It wouldn't start. I called AAA, only to find out my battery wasn't dead, it was stolen. FML
Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, I was fired for not having a reliable mode of transportation. I’ve only had to take the bus recently because three days ago, my boss’s son was messing around in the parking garage, lost control, and totaled my car. FML
Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML
Today, I found out I will be without a car for two weeks because my mother volunteered to let my grandparents use mine while theirs is being repaired. They've been in 4 accidents over the last year. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I have a lot of breakdowns too. My sympathies to your car.
Yudith 28
Time to sell you car for parts and buy a sandwich with the money, I guess. My sympathies.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I have a lot of breakdowns too. My sympathies to your car.
Yudith 28
Time to sell you car for parts and buy a sandwich with the money, I guess. My sympathies.