Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
swimming carnival?
SpaceMannn 0
I don't care how embarassing your situation was, all I care about is why do you have fake tan spray? Jersey Shore status:D
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Comments (73)
InCrediFuqAmaZin 0
your lame idea for using a spray on tan can period.
gabrielax123 0
spray on deodorant?
ima_ninja8 0
That's such a win.... ~(>8-(|)
gigilvrs6 0
Sexy.
noelmccartney 3
1. Yeah #37, What on earth is a swimming carnival? 2. Why dyou have spray tan in the first place. owned.
batgirl_babygirl 0
you're going swimming... you don't need deodorant
RosiePatosie 0
I don't spraytan, but I can see how that might look odd. But it's not like it's permanent or anything.
underpaid011 0
that's what you get for using spray on tan! there is simply no better way to tell the world "yes I am a bag of douche, and I'm proud of that" than by using spray tan.
Dasfuzzlez 0
chicks dig guys with dark armpits.
Anteezy 7
YDI for having deodorant.
kangaroo62 2
What?