FML
United States
Take the W
Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Whatever
Doggy dog world
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Jill
France
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
no good deed
It's the thought that counts
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
pupitre
Canada
Bad omen
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
Anonymous
Pierrefonds, Canada
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
lucy_g
United States
Thanks
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
cookiecutter8
Carlsbad, United States
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
joking0303
United States
Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Top comments
Outsider_77 0
Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:
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Comments (131)
GoW_Chick 15
Take the advice from the cookie and have the attitude of a winner, because you are a winner OP, don't worry about what other people think of you. :)
Dracoboxer357 36
Damn, headed me off at the pass before I could even get my motivational rant going! ;) Lol! Well said. :)
TheLoneWandererX 2
In bed?
Amrel 10
When in doubt, trust a cookie
FMLContinued 3
Why does your info say that you try to ********** long words into a sentence?
GoW_Chick 15
... because that is what they decided to write in their info.
chili10 18
I think it's supposed to be a joke... It's like saying he just throws random long words into sentences. '**********' being the long word here... Or it could be a type-o, who knows?
SecretMe00 5
He likes to throw big words in a sentence every once in a while even if they don't fit or make sense in that particular sentence... Like **********... When u splurge... It goes every where randomly lol
Amrel 10
I go by syllables sir, 3 and up is a bigger word
Amrel 10
FMLcontinued, are you smoking a J? It doesnt even mention masturbating in my info you sick-o!
SecretMe00 5
I didn't say it was a big word... I said like **********..... Like when u ********** u splurge ... I was just explaining how he "splurges" big words through-out his sentences. Make sense now turbo?
SecretMe00 5
77---- I saw it too!!! Don't play!
FMLContinued 3
Haha, nice cover up! I was just wondering what type of strange typo you must have had xD
OnlyAvailableID 28
Well the bastard cookie lied then if your self esteem is up the shit.
JRFaceless 8
Having low self-esteem doesn't make you a winner anyway, so don't worry about it.
Ciraxas 7
You're an idiot.
2ndSucks 15
Last fortune cookie I had said I need to try harder at work. Be thankful you're a winner!
angrymexican 8
Last one I had said I will die in seven days.
2ndSucks 15
That doesn't sound fortunate.
tennis06 7
ssucks to suck
deviable 9
My Fortune Cookie punched me in the face. Such a weird name for a stripper.
Ins_Knie 2
It's a typo. The first 'n' was supposed to be an 'e'.
Angel1000168 16
So win...
samanthajonesdru 1
I know some people who have low self-esteem, and they would never actually admit it.
lucyinthesky420 10
Don't worry. Be happy.