FML
United States
Take the W
Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Whatever
Doggy dog world
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Jill
France
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
no good deed
It's the thought that counts
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
pupitre
Canada
Bad omen
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
Anonymous
Pierrefonds, Canada
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
lucy_g
United States
Thanks
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
cookiecutter8
Carlsbad, United States
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
joking0303
United States
Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Top comments
Outsider_77 0
Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:
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Comments (131)
Bekeliyr 10
Maybe you should stop shoving MSG down your throat and your self esteem would rise.
rangerghostface 4
Hey, at least you smiled about it (presumably anyway)
TheLoneWandererX 2
Winning duh! PS nice profile pic
fukthisss 5
Like????
markiemark303 2
That's cute!
Fmlsea 28
If u work on ur self esteem and believe in urself u can be a winner
halpertshomeboy 5
I'd blush too, thats not that weird
abundy 0
Winning!!! -Charlie Sheens way(;
RICHMOND920 3
you sound like a lil cry baby. go see a therapist.
Cryptic_Equinox 0
And you sound like a massive idiot. Sorry, A huge-massive idiot.
Nwthatzfunny 9
datz not good
someguy314159265 15
Perhaps I have the low self-esteem when I realize that this is not directed to anyone in particular and that any sucker could have gotten that fortune cookie and thought it was talking about them.