Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
Today, I got a text from an unknown number that said, "Are you free tonight?" Thinking it was a friend messing around, I responded with, "Only if you're buying booze and dinner." The reply a few minutes later was, "This is Dr. Peters, your dentist. You missed your appointment today. You need to reschedule." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I met an important figure in my line of work who also happens to know my dad, Alan. Upon meeting said person, I let my social anxiety get the best of me and I greeted him by saying, "Hi! I'm your Alan!" FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
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heresIsaac 4
if he knew a PHSYCHOLOGISTS number off the top of his head that tells you sumthin
michaelmca65 0
:) nice
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Hwikek 2
Maybe he was trying to help her buisiness?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for using a phone. YDI for trying to meet people. YDI for needing a psychologist.
anthaz_fml 0
You deserve it for deserving it. and being a girl. (correct?)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No, just because I'm an asshole doesn't mean I'm sexist. Now get yer ass back in the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman!
anthaz_fml 0
what kind! I hope you don't mind if I cry into it. or..uh...other girl things. (....) sorry I'm new at this whole 'girl' thing you'll have to forgive me..
lindseytaylor201 0
looks like he thought you were crazy, not cute. lol. sorry though op that sucks
Grrrr82 0
I have two older sisters my dad you to "prank answer" the phone all the time to scare of boys. Sometimes he was a pizza place a halfway house free clinic or w/e. I doubt it but maybe someone at this guys house did it too. Most likely you are a creeper tho.
sweet_blasphemy 2
sorry OP maybe he meant to give you his number but messed up on a number and you got the shrinks number.
XXXL87 0
maybe the guy planned it, like pulled a random doctors office number and said to himself " if any ugly chicks start hittin on me and shit i will give them this number" YDI OP. F the dudes life for having to deal with you
iHeavenz 0
Wow, FYL. If I guy did that to me, I'd track him down and shoot him with an AK-47. :
qtips402 7
ya but op is canadian :P no ak-47 here
JokeMeister 0
That's COOOLD! You must have given one he'll of a first impression, huh?!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
one he will of a first impression?!
Beginnings 0
Does anyone else think it's weird he has a psychologist's number memorized?
qtips402 7
haha i didnt think about it :P but i do
chantellicopter 0
maybe he works in the office