Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
It's about the love, not the ring.
onnielief 4
$200 is way more than you should spend on a ring anyway. YDI for valuing the ring over the love!
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Comments (330)
revcanon 0
oh the ungrateful greed!
Mordecai89 0
and this is why guys don't like getting married... I feel sorry for the guy, he's going to marry a materialistic bitch what happen to love?
revcanon 0
oh the ungrateful greed!
dreambig22 0
I say if it isn't a 2ct solitare from Tiffany's, the answer is NO!
i_am_tiff_21 0
I think 200 dollars is pretty reasonable, even more so.
turdburgers 0
says someone who's obviously never been jewelry shopping. Seriously, you go try to find something you'd be happy to wear every day for the rest of you life for less than $200.
celtics734 2
you only wear your engagement ring until your wedding day. after that you wear your wedding ring. dipshit
GoddessDigi 12
Actually, I have a promise ring, necklace and bracelet set, with diamonds and our names engraved on all 3 pieces, and it cost just under $300. It's not gold, but silver (I prefer silver over gold, since it's what I wear most often). So, obviously you CAN get something decent-if you know how to shop around.
ayva_x 0
don't be so ungrateful! With an attitude like that you're lucky anyone wants to marry you
FMLrockzdude 0
dump that jeapscape
taechanisapony 4
Kaytah Approves :D
davek 36
"Now I ain't sayin' she's a golddigga But she ain't messin' with no broke n*ggas"
originalusername_fml 0
if you're disappointed with the limitations of having him buy your wedding ring, then buy it yourself
johnnyexpl0sion 0
lmfao jeepscape. that shit made me lol irl.