Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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Top comments
Gillett 23
Yeah ok, "AIR FRESHNER". I believe you.
Chrissyella 25
Show her that. Pick another room and spray it in and she might believe you then.
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Comments (63)
kaybod23 4
You were smoking weed weren't you? There isn't any air freshener I know of that smells like bud...if there was I'd probably tried to smoke it by now.
72alezis838 7
I personally would spray it all all in her car and in her room. Maybe she'd understand then?
2retz 11
air freshener that smells like weed!? I don't just smell weed here, I smell bullshit
jb143 9
Hahah that happened with me but with perfume
seriouslygrowup 11
You know what weed smells like. Your mom knows what weed smells like. Why live in denial?
maynaymay 10
there's something in the AirWick