Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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Top comments
Gillett 23
Yeah ok, "AIR FRESHNER". I believe you.
Chrissyella 25
Show her that. Pick another room and spray it in and she might believe you then.
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Comments (63)
ryenn 8
or were you really smoking weed and she's an FML user?
Miss_Whipped 43
I myself sometimes wonder if people try and use FML as an alibi.
chosha_fml 27
#21 Me, too. Also as a way to say, 'see, 4000 people also think what you did was douchey.'
sammiixoxo 12
So it smells like skunk?
wtffml1979 22
Now smoke away and blame it on the "air freshener"
notfat14 18
What's it called
AndyPurdy 31
did you check the scent and make sure it wasn't weed?
JonathanKG 12
You should stay away from scents like Eau De Weed
Auromo 14
what scent was it supposed to have?
bluefairy_fml 24
How does your mom (and you, for that matter) know how pot is supposed to smell? :P
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
People got friends that do shit like that, so I'm not suprised that someone knows what drugs smell/look like.
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
What was the air freshener smell supposed to cover....
MrsHaxxo 22
Maybe spray it in the living room as well? That way you can prove it is the air freshener.