Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML
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YouDontSeeMe 0
Some people are so quick to judge. Hopefully you explained everything to the cops and it all worked out.
DisturbedDriver 0
LAWLZ. Post your pic. Seriously, some of the nicest people I know look like they could be weirdos.
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Comments (147)
curious_missy 1
well, better safe than sorry...I mean, you should be glad someone cares enough about others to call the cops on behalf of a little girl. HAHA!!! #72: maybe the caller took like...20 minutes to decide if he/she should call...but yeah that is scary...
curious_missy 1
#63, my sister is also 13 years younger than me. She's actually my half sister, but I love her either way :) Thing is, I was always the one who talked to teachers, babysitters, daycare providers, and took her to her friends parties bc I was the only one if the family who spoke English. Everyone usually looked at me and told me that my daughter was the cutest kid they had ever seen. I always replied "she's my sister, but I feel like a mom who didn't go through the pain of birth and who always got plenty of sleep at night." It made everyone see that she's my lil ray of sunshine even tho I wasn't her mom.
curious_missy 1
#63, my sister is also 13 years younger than me. She's actually my half sister, but I love her either way :) Thing is, I was always the one who talked to teachers, babysitters, daycare providers, and took her to her friends parties bc I was the only one if the family who spoke English. Everyone usually looked at me and told me that my daughter was the cutest kid they had ever seen. I always replied "she's my sister, but I feel like a mom who didn't go through the pain of birth and who always got plenty of sleep at night." It made everyone see that she's my lil ray of sunshine even tho I wasn't her mom.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Has #40 never heard the term "to walk someone home?"
Bymasse 0
what were you doing to your sister while walking?
000001 0
It's not a question of how "creepy" someone looks like, it's just a petty misunderstanding. I'm sure the person who called on you didn't mean any harm, and you certainly didn't deserve it. It's good to know someone's watching out for children, and that it was sorted out (since you were able to post this lol).
sumoneoverthere 0
I just don't get why people say you deserve it O_o...
BamBam_17 0
Jeez, I wonder how that conversation with the cops went...
ameliastanford 0
#61, yes it is an FML. and you know why?? because FHL!!! No one's gonna write a Thank God people are looking out for my sister (TGPALOFMS) it's a **** My Life because people thought i was a child molester and had the cops after me and i can't imagine how hundreds of people say you deserved it
yumyum_isacult 0
dang that sucks, ppl are just ruthless. what kind of idiot would call the cops on something like that.