Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML
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YouDontSeeMe 0
Some people are so quick to judge. Hopefully you explained everything to the cops and it all worked out.
DisturbedDriver 0
LAWLZ. Post your pic. Seriously, some of the nicest people I know look like they could be weirdos.
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Comments (147)
christopherlove 0
The **** is the matter with people?
byn55 0
has happened to me and my older brother. i look really young and he looks older. we re adopted so we look nothing alike. he was high. it took 3hs to slooth everything out
Uber_G33k 0
How did they think you were a child molester? Were you wearing pants that day? Were your hands in awkward places?
Andyangels27 0
paranoid old people do that shit
Kay_Ell_Dee 0
wow. people should SERIOUSLY learn to start minding their own business
Hurt16 0
the lady did a good thing cuz imagine if that child was really kidnapped she would have been a hero but in this case haha sucks fir u.... Wonder what your parents did when they hurd this lol
Jakojan 4
my god. people are paranoid as HELLZ now... im sure if it were a molester, your sister would be fighting back in some way... not walking along like any other day
VintageBellaGirl 0
Why do people always think the worst it's so pathetic lol! I am so sorry that happened to oyu and your little sister. Bella Girl
rety1 13
lol. it's good that people are watching out for others but they gotta relax and not judge so quickly..
ugliness 6
I'd hate it if that happened to me :( people assume too much and lonely old people can't be trusted with a phone