Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML
Today, after losing my father a little over 6 months ago, and finally feeling comfortable talking to my fiancé (who lives with me and my family) about it, my mother forced her way into the room and started yelling at me for crying. Her excuse, "It’s after your bedtime." I’m 20. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML
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Top comments
Amkii 0
I love it! Moms are sooo unsympathetic. This totally sounds like something my mom would say!
AlleySinkWink 0
#6 + #11, I think we all kind of know that, but it's called living in the moment. What, are we supposed to turn off all of our emotions until we're in college or something?
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Comments (32)
mslaurenk 0
i dont even live at home anymore and i still get this from my mom
wegotthebeat15 0
homework should be illegal!
TheUnnamedOne 0
Reminds me of my mom....haha What a bunch of ... um.... jerks
ComputerAnalysis 0
Well....maybe you do have homework to do.
nieska18 0
lol thanks for making my day. lol. ya thats totaly what moms do. yes mom, oh ya, ill just switch the off button, do my homework, thennn cry.... lol nope. emotions you cant control.
ReequelNinja 0
aww I'm so sorry! my mom would never do that i wpuld have definetly comforted u even if i wasnt ur mom
TheWayILovedYou 0
Lol #36, and #40, I totally get what you're saying! Asians never care about your feelings!
pinkdottedbow 0
OK Go reference?
akmufasa 1
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLROFLROFLROFL LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO hahahahhaahah
hannahghhh 0
sounds like my mom sorry op