Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 4 years ago. Turns out she hasn’t found love again since I broke it off with her for her best friend. She’s not the bubbly, cheery girl I met before. I can’t help but feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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Top comments
carameldrizzle 0
moral is don't cheat
BicPlease 3
That's what I call epic karma, my friend.
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potatopotato 0
serves you the **** right!
perdix 31
But you have access to massive amounts of cheese! In my book, that's at least as good as a seven-figure salary. Mmmmm, Cheese!
darkmis1 18
It's like living on the moon!
perdix 31
I know! How can this be punishment? He wronged this woman and yet he gets to be surrounded by cheese all day! Sounds like someone accidentally punched his ticket to Heaven.
darkmis1 18
Why did someone rate my comment negatively? I'm not siding with this guy, I'm just pointing out the fact that the moon is made of cheese, and it's a fact that it's addicting! It also makes you fat, and fat people are jolly, so OP should be jolly. 'Nuff said.
jew2782 0
dumbass
stonerbitchchic4 0
Wow your a real ******* loser. Karmas a bitch dude all i can say to you is ha ****** HA
kiraleann 16
Gee, I hope you weren't expecting any sympathy.
ArielTheMermaid 17
yeah no sympathy there. you cheat, your life sucks. case closed.
vipnip 0
lol you suck epic karma
sematariux 7
sounds like she came back to rub it in your face you chode
knight0748 5
Did you inquire about hooking up??
stevendsi 0
that is karma for you. you totally deserve it