Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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dickinabox 0
Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class. Best regards, S
Megbo 0
Ouch...that sucks :/
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Comments (132)
Epic_Fail_Sauce 0
@ 11- FALCON PUUUUUUUNCH!
coloradobound 0
shoulda gone out gotten a green bikini and come back just to show him and everyone what he just let go
kobe_fml 0
Club Arena? haha It's the worst when it happens there! It happened to me too!!! Except I was wearing single and this boy thought we were dating :/
TurtleLG 0
How would a yellow shirt work? You're still telling everyone you're single.
DynamicDave 11
I think you and I are the only ones wondering that. Everyone else fixated on the text haha.
elisabeth96 0
ouch. what a dick.
brooke3 0
FCKING LOSER.
yourpathetic 0
teenagers have made the internet/ texting their dam life. You can tell from all the idiots on here who dont spell shit out... **** your life sweet heart for him doing it, but you deserved it for not seeing it coming. #85, thats a bitch move, ive had that shit happen to me.. Girl said she wants to be together, so its like awesome we are together, i see her with another guy and she pulls the same move. Why in ******* god's name are women so hard, Tell men that you care about us and dont lead us on there wouldnt be stupid ass issues. ****.
Roddsy 0
..i hate people who break up over texts/phone calls/internet/etc. it's so patheticc. don't worry hun, you deserve someone better ^^
bsaucedo 0
i remember those parties . fun times . only dickwads break up over text .
badabing94 0
Amazing wording. Props to the author