Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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dickinabox 0
Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class. Best regards, S
Megbo 0
Ouch...that sucks :/
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Comments (132)
Hisbabyforever 0
I guess it's time to take off the red shirt and reveal the green bra underneath XD
rockynoodle4 0
always check your phone before parties
eaganraine1 2
Cute, the PG 13 version. ;)
Laceyfrogs8 6
ouch!
missalice0306 19
OK, he's a coward -_-
idgaf528 6
You should have picked up someone else right in front of him just to piss him off and see his reaction, I'm sure he would have regretted wearing green at that point...
ginger20037 5
Okay, two things; 1. That guy sucks 2. I never heard of a 'stoplight party' but it sounds like a great idea! :)
iHearTBoX 3
take that red shirt and toss that shit on the floor
The_Cool_Dude 5
That sucks
jweb1434 6
Wow that sucks. But cool party idea