Today, I went to a Stoplight Party. Green shirt = single, yellow = hard to get, and red = taken. I showed up wearing a red shirt and saw my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I asked him jokingly why he wasn't wearing red. He looked at me oddly and said, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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dickinabox 0
Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class. Best regards, S
Megbo 0
Ouch...that sucks :/
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Comments (132)
dcapp 0
yeah for real no one breaks up through texts that blows
CorynneCade 0
WTF? HE DID A TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP? UGH! At least you don't have to deal with him anymore!
sketch12369 0
okay exactly Im a dude been dumped 4 times with txt cell phones make breaking up so easy for little bitches if they don't have the cureg to tell you it on the phone or in person f them
zomgitsbrilol 0
ouch that sucks. im sorry. you dont deserve him anyway. hes a dick for breaking up with you through a text.
Failercoptor 0
what a dick, i took a bus an hour to break up with my last girlfriend, and an hour back.
marycjones 0
You should've hooked up with a girl all night and told everyone else that your ex (and point to him) made you lesbian.
livelife 0
are you from hawaii, cause there was a stoplight party just like that going on here anyways your bf is an asshole i hope you changed and danced with a bunch of guys in front of him (:
danarama 0
haahhaha sucks..
takran 0
#74: While I agree with what you're saying: "cureg"??? Really?! I propose you do one of two things: 1. Learn English 2. Win a Darwin award
twilightgirl21 0
he is a scum bag that does not deserve u. no one breaks up over a text, he deserves to be cheated on or kicked in the balls