Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp came up from my throat, and not only that. A small chunk of mucus flew out and landed on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML
Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML
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lahp 0
that blows..... :D
CrazyWill 0
Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.
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Comments (164)
ming88 0
1st n nice one
pu13 5
Nope
ilovemygirlfrien_fml 0
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u suck shut up chinky!
CrazyWill 0
Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.
joseph4242423 0
I would have held her head down and continued with a conversation with the mother. guys pov
Apsey 0
haha this is great...
JERKKMONKEY 0
BAHAHAHAHAH
adrianlives702 0
second!
lynsieloowho 0
lol!!!!
ilysweetcupcake 1
yumm yum yummy num num
lahp 0
that blows..... :D
scorpio95 0
<LIKE>
bakingstuff 0
I guess they just didn't (puts on shades) meet eye to eye YEEEAAHHHH!!!!
xslapchopx 0
that does
akg98 13
...i c wat u did there... :D
VengeanceChicken 12
beat me to it
Playdate 0
Sorry for you but this fml totally made my night!! I can't stop laughing now. Think of it this way: she was probably going to give you a hard time anyway, all you did was give her a reason!
Nw2301 0
LMAO. So true... XD
brookalyn 7
give her a HARD TIME!!! zing
glorimarr61810 0
agreed
jillz 0
Ahaha. Don't you just love surprise visits..... FYL for sure