Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her three different bags. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
That time of the month?
amanda_d95 9
Thats when you know they're too old and need to be put down. It's wayy past her time.
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Comments (165)
SorrowFull 8
Don't worry about her. She most likely yells at her cats for talking behind her back.
Yetifoot 0
Suffocate her with the grocery bag.
KINGKATES215 1
I no how u feel I do the same thing n people call me retarded all the time but I don't take third shit I yell back @ them even no they r the shoppers u don't have 2 take their shit from them or any of the people u work wit either
ElectricChrome7 0
Well, you shouldn't BEAT yourself over it. I'm sure your the way you did your job was WELL DONE. If the lady was patient, things may have OVER EASY. People these days, they are so delicate they CRACK easily. She should look at the SUNNY SIDE of things.
skyeyez9 25
At least the bystanders knew the old lady was the retard and not you.
sashahaha_fml 0
It's ok, she'll die soon
gnashpotatoes 4
I feel your pain, I squish all the bread and eggs when they are rude like that.
HopeCline 2
Well duh, of course potatoes go on top of the eggs, everyone knows that :P
jimmytheyidZ 7
today some retarded cashier didnt pack my bag right.. i spent my pension on this.. fml
hatersgunnahat 0
FYL