Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
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piderman13 0
I'm kinda just imagining this guy with a freaky-ass expression as he is eating his subway foot-long and just staring at this girl as if it's the first girl he has ever seen (;
Ell363 0
Should've pulled out your phone again and called her and described to her what she was wearing.
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PieGuy 0
#14 im guessing u have absolutley no experience with women, thats a very bad idea seeing as it makes her feel like u think she's the creeper OR even worse it makes u look like your trying wayyyy to hard. # 29 let me FYL. "today i just got off the phone with some guy ive been talking to who im pretty sure likes me. who do i see when looking into my rear view mirror? FML." owned. but ya OP anyway....ya your lifes pretty ******
fmlsmymiddlename 0
Ahahaha love the way you put it! :)
white_mouse 0
LOL hopefully she won't get the wrong impression. But if that is the case... well it's still not a FYL. You'll deal. :3
Hellsno 0
Hahahahaa.....
lowcapacityx 0
Sounds like something off animal planet. Watching your prey, that could be hot.
Mr_Sarcastic 0
OMG I don't know about the rest of you but this is funny cuz I know that most girls would totally think he's a creeper if they saw him.
rukusrazor 0
CALL THE WHAAAAAAAMBULANCE! "Ooooh, I had another chance to talk to her and not make it awkward, but I'm such a useless douche that I just sat here and made it creepy" STFU you baby.
kelther 0
the way i see it, everyone gets one for free. things happen. after that, you start to look creepy.
Byeka 0
#33 it's called turning a potentially awkward situation into a funny one. Considering he has her phone number and knows her already she'd have to be completely stuck up not find humour in that situation the way I phrased it, especially if they've flirted before. Women like humour - learn to appreciate it.
Funtertaining11 0
Aww, that stinks. Hopefully she didn't see you; she might've taken it the wrong way if she did. Try explaining. If not, well, at least you tried.