Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
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piderman13 0
I'm kinda just imagining this guy with a freaky-ass expression as he is eating his subway foot-long and just staring at this girl as if it's the first girl he has ever seen (;
Ell363 0
Should've pulled out your phone again and called her and described to her what she was wearing.
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patrikus13 0
did you park behind her car on purpose or was it just random? that's all that really matters
Byeka 0
Next time just walk out of the car and say in a mock-funny way "Hey! Are you stalking me? I swear we just got off the phone and you're already trying to track me down! Get some control over yourself!"
SlyTendencies 1
Then nervously laugh and try to play it off because she didn't laugh at your over-eager sandwich mouth.
TBD3 0
Hahahaha. That's hilarious, assuming it was an accident.
so_me_fml 0
I don't know, doesn't sound that bad. I mean hey, it happens. I think #14 is right. Good opportunity for some light flirting. And to #10, I'm with you - at least it's probably true! That's refreshing :)
ammali 0
Yeah, I'd have done the #14 thing... a sense of humour is where it's at!
95camarov6 0
Today I read a dumb story about a guy being worried about a girl thinking he was creepy when Fmylife.com didn't think my story about my car getting broken into for the 2nd time in 3 months wasn't worthy. FML
alissa_roar 6
You Probably worded it poorly.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Hope you offered her lunch? Ice-breaker! Lol. Did you ever stop to wonder if maybe she was checking you out??? She's the creepy one. Bwahahahaa
kewlfox 0
you should have stopped eating and said high, or if you didn't want to, just pull over somewhere else
tiltwrestler 0
I've been WAITING for you, Clarisse... Waiting sooo long....
blueworld_fml 0
Just put the binoculars in the glove box and wave hi...she doesn't have to know.