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Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Anonymous United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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Mods, please choose quality over quantity.

zoesterhp 0

not fml worthy

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Your life is average, not effed up. :/

This happened to me, only it was Stewie from Family Guy.

Pruudiddy 0

Wow this posting belongs on a website that should be titled IFI " i'm a f*cking idiot" Don't post on FML anymore either

This is the lamest FML ever. Boring.

HAHAHAHAHA hilariouss!!!!!!!!!!!!! not an FML though you must feel pretty stupid.. I once freaked the shit out when i saw a plastic snake that i bought a month earlier and forgot about it :/

TheCashMan88 0

You deserve it for having a Spongebob balloon. That cartoon is to TV what Twilight is to literature: complete and utter shit and a sorry excuse for entertainment.

TheCashMan88 0

One of the best shows on TV? Bitter and old? Man, the trolls don't even try anymore, do they?

CyclonePsycho 1

SpongeBob *was* pretty good, but now it's just retarded. :

HOLY SHIT. I cannot imagine how bad your life must be. Seriously, I feel for you.

waterynuggets 0

Yep.

x_Leopard_x 1

This happens to me all the time... I hate it. =)