Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML
Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
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rabbit_fml 0
Mods, please choose quality over quantity.
zoesterhp 0
not fml worthy
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Comments (81)
beastio 0
FYL OP, Spongebob is one scary mofo! /sarcasm
sammysodope8D 0
OMFG the same thing happend to me. only it was a singing baloon and i punched it not knowing what it was when it was dark as ever in my room i woke up to go to the bathroom at like 4 and i saw a dark thing in my room and i went over it started moving so i punched it and it started singing and that scared the shit out of me so i scremed and ran.... but i ran into my door. =l
superdingo13 2
now THAT would be an fml.
kissesinbetween 0
Hahaha I seriously Laughed Out Loud when I saw this, just so funny.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Unless you reacted in true Inspector Clouseau fashion and proceeded to destroy your entire room fighting it off, and in the process popped Spongebob, burst an eardrum and strangled yourself with the string, causing your entire family and everyone who reads your obituary to think you died in some weird auto-erotic asphyxiation accident, this doesn't qualify as an FML.
babez_fml 0
I never understood why people comnplain about some FMLs... but now i do. wtf is this?
nanoflacka 0
Haha i'm ready! That's what she said
captainmaharet 1
My father once pulled a gun on a jack-o-lantern shaped candy bucket.
Carribu 0
It was probably picked because who the hell gets scared by a balloon.
kristen_me 6
The same thing happend to me! But it was a spungebob pinyata
Nothingness1 3
HAHAHA Proof Spongebob is ******' SCARY!