Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To
Ephrata, United States
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
person123abc
United States
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
00bsg
Salem, United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Anonymous
Harshing our buzz, man
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Travolta
Dancing With The Stares
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Samantha
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Clout chasing
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
jet8725
United States
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
Happy Birthday!
Hoff 0
Get out there and dance! You can complain about things or you can have fun. When you're out with people, be the creator not the detractor. You and everybody else will have a better time. Trust me. I've been the wall person. It's not fun. And Happy Birthday!
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Comments (45)
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
been there. /: but then I started rocking out alone and everyone started laughing and calling me insane. better than being a loner xP
esklstar 0
happy birthday!! people were probly there for free booze and food. heehee find somw new friends
emo_girl93 0
awww that sucks. am so sry. u knw what **** them.. happy late birthday =]
screwoffx3ily 0
aww happy late birthday :(
Cassiebangz 0
awwwww. screw them but YDI cause u didn't get out there & dance.
noobgang7 5
happy belated birthday
imissmyself 0
Awwh Poor You ! Feel Better ! FYL
fuzzywazzy012 0
Cough* loser.
fuzzywazzy012 0
Jk, i'll dance with you
uluvmyexistence 0
dude i have read 4 posts from you in the past 5 minutes and they mostly all suck. your life is crappy!
pwincessa23 1
no we haven't. all my birthdays have been awesome!!!