Noname
United States
Social distancing
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To
Ephrata, United States
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
person123abc
United States
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
00bsg
Salem, United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Anonymous
Harshing our buzz, man
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Travolta
Dancing With The Stares
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Samantha
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Clout chasing
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
jet8725
United States
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
Happy Birthday!
Hoff 0
Get out there and dance! You can complain about things or you can have fun. When you're out with people, be the creator not the detractor. You and everybody else will have a better time. Trust me. I've been the wall person. It's not fun. And Happy Birthday!
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xpapercutsx 0
been there =(
kenltd 0
What kind of person has a party and doesn't mingle or get down with their guests? You got issues.
effmeelifeyy 0
so go out there and mingle, dont be anti social..
catface 0
Feels almost like you weren't invited to your own birthday party sort of? Bleh. I wasn't invited to my 18th. Dumb story.
rositaborracha18 0
if you got your bum off the wall, maybe it could be out on the dance floor grinding other bums :)
roasbelle 0
yeah um you have a new fml like everyday and they're all pretty stupid. im gonna go out on a limb here and say you made almost all of them up.
Leatherandlace 0
One of the comment rules is to not challenge the authenticity of an FML, and you've just done that.
konekohotaru 0
Rather than hang out at the wall, get out there and dance. You only have a good time if you want to.
CHILL222 0
thats so sad!!!!!!!! and a lil lame
reddilocks 0
YDI ... you need to put yourself out there and not stand in the freaking corner like a wallflower. Seriously what do you have to worry about? These people are obviously your friends, or at least they don't hate you, cause they showed up so you should have interacted more. I feel no sympathy for you. Happy Birthday, though!
kayleighcontrol 7
To everyone saying it's their own fault: It's not really, is it? I doubt they started the party standing there. They were probably being ignored from the off, which means that they need some better friends. I agree that maybe they should've tried to mingle some more, but it's not entirely their fault. Stop being so ******* rude and insensitive :)