Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
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Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
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robc32ca 4
should have left without them
Mirorbo 27
I still say the term "Friends" needs to be re-defined.
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Comments (100)
lifesluck 0
This is stupid. You are 21 and your info says you live in Alberta. The legal age here is 18!!! PLUS even if you were in the states I am quite certain you could of been driving your friends and being DD for quite some time. I'm calling bullish!t on this one.
saragr94 2
haha
jwilk05 4
quit bitchin u knew what u were gettin urself into... drink next time
ghostychi 9
I call bullshit. Unless Alberta is the only province that doesn't do this, I though the minimum drinking age was 19 for Canadians, not 21. And if this actually happened, leave them to fend for themselves, but take their car so they can't drive home.
Dragonite1414 0
You don't have to be turning the drinking age to celebrate by going to a bar, they probably knew he didn't drink because of all the years he didn't drink.
MrJoy 0
It's your twenty-first the bar was a rite of passage. Live a little.
lifesluck 0
Except that the legal age for Alberta is 18! So what exactly is OP going on about?
scenekid1119 0
As the "stoopd" person above me can't spell or use proper grammar. *sad face*
bluekiwi_fml 0
it's ur 21st!!!!! why did u let ur friends ruin it?! ps u ruined it too. u would of had a better time if u drank a little... :p
xxkourtneyxx 0
ha looser!
RedInThaHead 0
gaywad
thescyphozoa 6
maybe they just assumed the reason you don't drink is because you were underage, and that you would since you turned 21.