Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
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Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
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Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
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robc32ca 4
should have left without them
Mirorbo 27
I still say the term "Friends" needs to be re-defined.
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Comments (100)
georggx 3
well grow up and have a drink then.
gr3y_fml 1
You must be a very boring person. Don't take up drinking because if you can't be designated driver no one will want to spend time with you. ;p
PhillyFox 0
Not choosing to drink does not make you boring. If anything it makes OP realize that they can have fun without relying on a substance. OP it sounds like your "friends" just want another buddy to drink with. They could've got wasted any of the other 364 days of the year. Personally I would've drove home and left their drunk asses to walk home. Then I would've seriously reconsidered my definition of a friend. If they need to drink to have a good time and you don't drink at all, you're probably just better off getting new friends.
varkey 7
how would they know you don't drink if this was your first chance to??? they're idiots
gregmoran 0
oh come on man, don't be so uptight. live a little, it's not even illegal anymore!
GooberNater 0
oh no!!! your life really suX. I'm crying for you. maybe next time you'll try a shot of jäger now won't you?
Zodiak213 0
It isn't impossible to have a good time sober around people who are drinking, you know.
deviable 9
unless your friends are douchebag drunks, then you should have just said no since it was your bday.
delfino1604 24
you don't know how to have fun without alcohol then?
ellysaurus 0
Maybe you should losen up and start? Just a thought
jennifernorvell 7
Maybe u should drink and u would have an awesome night too