Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
You should have said you were busy and rescheduled it. Don't let her think you're not interested at least.
XroxtarX 0
when u get ur paycheck take her out for drinks
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Comments (105)
evan_789 7
first?!
unclepester 0
get a better job Canadian
kobebryant100 5
That sucks :(
nathan5 0
Sensible option, better than borrowing and peeing someone money
marinus_fml 20
take out a bank loan!
nathan5 0
oweing* damn autocorrect
ThinkChink 0
#25 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MyDogTastesBad 0
Invite her on payday to make it up.
MegaTroller_fml 5
I'm pretty sure peeing on money will work.
WishResign 0
should have went & ordered water, made an excuse for not drinking & still get to tap that ass
LDP2 0
agree!!!
therealsuperman 0
make your own alcohol
hpaiste 2
hahahaha?
nathan5 0
Why the ?. Are you asking us if it's funny? Yes it is.
Shutuptroll 0
Haha? I'm not sure if that was funny, so I'll wait for a confirmation.
daaron 3
agreed of course it's funny and make ur own or don't drink water is good plus just be honest say sorry don't have money and ask for an IOU but take her on a fancy ass date congrats
dragonaair 5
It sucks not having money to go out.
soiheardyoufaile 4
yeah tell me about it, was walking around with just enough money, heading to the pokemon centre and WHAM Gary Oak.
bobo377 0
I freaking hate Gary oak! hahaha
dragonaair 5
But it's MOTHERFUCKING GARY OAK!
ayleyyasuko 0
you guys are great
Penguin1942 0
See I always thought not having enough money was a blast....
gooBUZZ 0
Learn to save? Or just tell her the situation? It's not that hard...
stuffhappens223 7
I was gonna say something but then I started look at your colorful picture....
XroxtarX 0
when u get ur paycheck take her out for drinks
CutiePie_101 7
Awww, sorry OP :(
Mirorbo 27
I thought if she invites you, she's paying. Or is that not how it works anymore?
GiddyXD 0
thats what I thought.
FYLDeep 26
If a girl wanted to buy me a drink then I wouldn't care, but I wouldn't let her pay for more than one. And who gets just one drink?
Mirorbo 27
That would be me, darling. I'm a bit of a lush, and it embarrasses my boys oh-so much!~
sourgirl101 29
I've invited people out for drinks before. It's usually paid Dutch. Though, we've taken turns buying each other drinks. Like FYLDeep said, who buys only one drink? (:
6sick6 4
Mirorbo, FYLDeep and Sourgirl.. You guys are awesome.
Mirorbo 27
Oh, why thank you!~
FYLDeep 26
I'd say thanks but then it would look like I was spamming the comments. Oh wait... Shit!
sourgirl101 29
6sick6, you'll be awesome in my eyes once you go to your first rock concert! I remembered. (:
sourgirl101 29
Oh look! We all replied in order.(:
6sick6 4
Sourgirl, I really wish to go to a Megadeth concert :( My country isn't helping.
unclepester 0
lmao moderated? is Canadian really an offensive word?!?! I've been on fml for years and I've never met this deuchebaguette