Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I was sitting at the bar of a popular local restaurant. I sat there for a few hours and drank my sorrows away with the bartender. I thought she was pretty, and decided to give her a large tip. The tip sent me over my credit card limit, and the bartender is not single. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I went to the bar I go to every week. My favorite bartender told me I owed $50 for a tab because the waiter screwed up and undercharged me. The tab was from when my friends bought me drinks to cheer me up because my girlfriend moved away. I ended up paying for my own drinks, plus theirs. FML
Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
You should have said you were busy and rescheduled it. Don't let her think you're not interested at least.
XroxtarX 0
when u get ur paycheck take her out for drinks
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Comments (105)
unclepester 0
moderate my balls
sarcdude 3
couldn't you have just rescheduled? ydi.
mylifesucksserio 15
yeh that really does suck, but yeh you could have rescheduled
LadyClarik 8
No fml here. Just ask for a rain check. Set a date for next week. Or you could have been ultra suave and asked her over to your place for a drink. And been super classy and cooked for her. YDI for being a pussy.
hapahaole85 0
perfect
FYLDeep 26
You should have said you were busy and rescheduled it. Don't let her think you're not interested at least.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Exactly. This didn't have to be a huge FML but now it's a YDI. I would've thought she was buying the drinks but I guess it's rude to let a person pay for your drinks all night long.
rubberbullets 0
beg borrow steal.."if you dont got ins you wont be gettin no skins"
petrolhead 12
do you have a bank near by? ROB it :D and its just the start of month and you are empty pocket, do you eat grass?
AmeenWhoElse 0
im pretty sure robbing some drinks would be easier than robbing a bank.
Cjeezy 0
lol reminds me about the bank that got robbed a couple of months ago in my town..
5t3ff1k4h 47
You should have declined that night, but promised her you'd go out after you get paid. Make up an excuse such as you had to pay your bills from the Christmas shopping you did over the holidays, or something like that - but only if she asks. I'm sure she'll understand.
underguarded 20
Couldn't you have gone out to spend time together and not drink ? That's not a hard concept.
akd1v 0
invite her to your place for a movie or something! you gotta strategize!