Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
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Emarati 0
Pay back time...... Give us his e mail and password
chillpillplz 0
Sucks to be you. But eh, at least you found out, even though it was a crap way to.
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Comments (190)
guitardedman 0
why do people have to make the last sentence something dumb these days? cut out the last sentence and i wouldn't have clicked ydi, not that it matters what a collection of anonymous people online think, but i wouldve had a lot more sympathy without that last sentence. i realize the irony that the above sentence makes little sense and is a run-on, but i just don't give enough of a **** to change it.
hate_my_life29 0
ydi... id cheat on you too
Dcvictorious 0
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YDI for thinking that'd be remotely funny tbh
your_face 15
Changing your SO's status on Facebook actually can be pretty funny... my boyfriend and I do that to each other all the time when we're sharing computers and one of us forgets to log out.
Dcvictorious 0
Maybe, but seeing unfunny facebook rapes annoy me, at least use the 30 minutes you've used to think up the joke for something funny.
J_Harless 0
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you deserve it for messing with his stuff. I just can't wait to see a new FML saying "My girlfriend went to change my status on facebook, and found out I was cheating."
SaintJimmy 0
Facebook dooms relationships. FMyLife.com has plenty of proof.
willothwisp 0
Life dooms relationships. fmylife.com has plenty of proof.
perdix 31
I agree with #19. ;)
atty11 0
i was sure someone would say YDI for snooping. here's the thing: nobody deserves to be cheated on. so no, she doesn't deserve it, don't be a moron.
lacho95 4
agreed!! I get so annoyed when i see ppl saying ydi for things where they dont dererve it all
beethoven_fml 0
maybe you should get annoyed about things that matter
MiddleChild08 0
E-mail her back pretending to be your bf and cancel their date, telling her that you just found out you have herpes or something, and the break up with him.
Im_Not_Jimmy 0
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Its really poor form to go into other peoples acounts on anything. Facebook, myspace, e-mail ect are all personal things that you dont belong in if they arent yours. Finding undesirable information while doing something you arent supposed to sucks, but you didnt belong there in the first place so you only bring it on yourself. Yeah it sucks that he was planning on cheating on you no one deserves that but then again you werent doing right yourself. Now Im not really sure who should break up with who. You with him because he was planning on cheating or him with you because you go into his personal things.
Paneity 0
I think cheating is far worse than going into your boyfriend's account to play a prank. It's not like she was snooping around anywhere serious.
ProfitOfDoom 3
the real thing is, why does she have his password in the first place? If he gave it to her then he has opened up the possibility of her going in there and has more or less given her permission to do so. Its like giving someone the key to your house and saying stop by anytime. But if that person snuck in through the broken window around back then it is something different.
cucumberfabulous 7
Or he left it open.. my brother leaves his MySpace signed in and I mess with it a little bit
ProfitOfDoom 3
then whatever you leave open is open for the whole world to see. that's your fault if you dont take the time to log off.
mofran 0
not shutting the **** is poor form.
pickledcat 3
U must be the girl he was gonna cheat with!
Northsidebill 4
Some would say no one deserves to be cheated on. I would say that a snooping bitch deserves to get whatever she finds out...
atty11 0
and if she weren't snooping, how would you justify the cheating? you bastard.
fading09 4
She wasn't trying to snoop in the first place. Doesn't Facebook pop up a notification anyways at the bottom of your screen that gives you a preview of the message? If that's how she saw it, then It's not her fault.
NocturnalCro 14
Going on someone else's facebook for any reason is invading personal privacy. Reading a message... snooping. YDI