Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
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Top comments
SundayNightSix 23
Ingenious! If only that kind of creativity could be used for something more productive..
chocolatefrog28 29
Well, if you need a silver lining, your boyfriend is a problem solver. It's a good quality!
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Comments (68)
drshn 22
Did he give you your share ?. If not then he is useless moron.
Kateyez_26 13
Sounds like a loser...i'd find someone better and who will actually give you a teddy bear because he's showing love instead of using it to smuggle drugs past your parents
loveleerae 3
Dump him
StzaCrack666 18
whatever happened to keeping your dope in your pocket? Damn I feel old.
TopHatNinja68 6
High times
Dubeinwyo 5
Why does he need to hide it in a teddy bear? Couldn't be just put it in his pocket? Or do your parents part him down every time he comes over?
DanielleinDC 34
What your boyfriend did is disrespectful. If your parents have a policy against drugs in their house, he should respect that. And wouldn't they notice if he smoked it in your bedroom? Your boyfriend needs to remove the pot from your house if he wants to remain your boyfriend. And if he doesn't, you keep the teddy bear and the pot.
dreadbeat69 12
Sounds like a really creative guy. What a shame.
brandoneyez1 25
Classic!
kelemen 2
Did he share the weed? If so, kudos to him.