Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML
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Muffinish 0
Report her to her manager. Sales reps can get in a LOT of trouble for treating customers like that.
DollyMolly 0
Yeah right because you look like a size 2!
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Comments (91)
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
The lady was probably jealous that you are a size 4 and she isn't.
xdivadivax 3
stupid bitch. i agree you should have smacked her or got her ass fired you cant judge people just by looking at them i used to be scrawny as but I was still a NZ sz 10 because of my height and people didnt believe me
Comentator 0
I'd tell her merry x-mass because shes going to be getting a pink slip and I would ask to speak to her manager.
JokingJoe 0
Look at alll these fat girls wishing they could have a job at a dress shop sticking up for the OP. pathetic.
Firesprite2009 0
Lol, shows how much you know. Asswipe. I must know, how many girls have you had with an attitude like that?
onnielief 4
So you're upset about 1) being to fat for a size 4 or 2) being to skinny for a size 4. grow up! Size is definitely not a big deal!
Mrs_Depp0509 0
:O That bitch!
jazzyjc15 0
pop a cap on the bitch(: no just kidding you'll go to jail if you do that :/
PinkFloyd1977 0
I would have roundhouse kicked her in the jaw, then when she's on the ground, shout out, "Look!" When she looked I'd drop a flash bang grenade onto her lap, then fled from the scene, after stealing a few of the outfits out of contempt. Yep..
jenwahh 1
Aww, that sucks :( I'm sorry. I know how it feels to know your one size but have everyone assume your another.
shoeliz 0
the woman at the store has to deal with people thinking they are smaller than they are all the time. while she certainly should have handled the situation better.... something along the lines of "this line in particular runs quite small, I usually have to go up a size or two myself, let me grab you the 4 plus a couple others just to be safe"....