Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML
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Muffinish 0
Report her to her manager. Sales reps can get in a LOT of trouble for treating customers like that.
DollyMolly 0
Yeah right because you look like a size 2!
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Comments (91)
ensemble_coeur 0
That's really rude of her, perhaps you should talk to her manager. Even if you aren't a size 4, it's mean for her to say that.
fegd 0
No, but what the lady meant is that the OP is too fat for a size 4.
LaughingVeggies 0
It should be by hahasuckitin.
purple91 8
Not an FML. She was just trying to wake you up from your denial.
little_otter 0
you deserve it for being fat. Anything over a size 4 is pretty gross.
Clearsky18 2
Not everybody can be less than a size 4, and there is nothing wrong with being over it. The average women's pant size is 12. Look it up on google if you don't believe me. You're probably all skin and bones and you still think you're fat.
little_otter 0
actually, i'm a size 2 and have (real) 34C boobs and a nice ass. I know not eveyone can be this lucky, And I suppose a size 6 is ok if you're not ugly but please, ladies...being fat is gross. Eat a salad or something.
Clearsky18 2
Yeah and you probably have blonde hair and blue eyes. I didn't ask for your size, and I don't care. A size 6 is MORE than okay. Not everybody is like you. We don't all have fast metabolisms.
little_otter 0
I actually have brown eyes and chestnut hair. And like I said, not everyone can be as lucky as I am. I just think fat girls are gross. It's funny, too, because I always thought fat people were supposed to be jolly, but most of the fat girls I know are bitchy and gossipy. I suppose they could just be jealous, though, since all of the chubby guys I know are really sweet to me. :)
V_S234 0
little_otter, I bet money that you are one of those bouncy, preppy girls with an IQ of 40. You will go nowhere in life if all you care about is physical appearance. Like it was said before, the average pant size is a 12. You are a complete airhead if you think it is abnormal to be over a size 4. I'm 5 foot 8 and a size 8, which is a healthy size for me. I'm not going to starve myself to become the so-called ideal that is a size 4. What a thing to say. I am so glad that I don't know you. Good luck at wherever it is you end up.
chicken_lover 2
i can just tell you right now, you are NOT lucky. because you think so highly of yourself that all anyone cares about are your looks. and that is very unfortunate. i would rather be fat and ugly than be a skinny, conceited, bitch. and no, i'm not fat, but i'm not going to go around on random websites telling people what size i wear. you honestly disgust me. being fat is not the end of the world. you need to get your priorities straight. personality will always ALWAYS beat looks. you can't be pretty forever.
Bell_cat 0
Hahaha ... I always like it when people complain about gossips ...
theshizzbot 0
God little-otter you sound like such a repulsive person. And just in case you are THAT superficial I meant your personality not your looks.
mikosquak 6
well i no i am a size 2 and 4 depending on the brands. and that is redic im small for my age, my friends were like size 4-6 when we were 13 years old so either the girl doesn't no her actual size or the employee is a jerk
psychokitty190 0
kudos to 57 and 58.its easy to put people down on the net,especially when you have major issues.im a size 14 and happy with my body.real men like curves not bones.
rancidgrl13 0
little_otter is more than likely a troll, ha ha. just some dude trying to piss people off.
terriibabiiix23 0
wowww, thats really RUDE. FYL.