Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML
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Muffinish 0
Report her to her manager. Sales reps can get in a LOT of trouble for treating customers like that.
DollyMolly 0
Yeah right because you look like a size 2!
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Comments (91)
lshep23 0
ya I agree... report her... and a size four is actually preety good... punch her in the face
snafu57 1
hey, number 12, I figger the op knows her dress size. even if she did gain weight from her last purchase, that sales Rep will not get a repeat customer by treating them that way. she doesn't deserve her job and she should give it to someone who cares about her clients.
williamreyeswr 0
slap the bitch and say 'WHAT WAS THAT?"
shockcrow 0
lmao that sounds like a pretty good way to handle it
Fuckimlazy 0
I like a girl wit a lil extra, but I normally like em size 8 or up. I also like ta lick a booty hole so gurls if ya like ya booty hole licked my name lee. holla
MattC13 0
Something tells me you're a 15 year old white kid.
expen_dable 0
See, these are the kind of guys that like fat girls.
EmilyClaire 0
......... -shudders- these kinda guys need to be removed from the gene pool
Firesprite2009 0
Agreed.
BikerMike 0
you should see the fat ***** in stores who put sales people through hell saying that they are size 4 but are more like size 94. They get pissed off at the sales people because they are fat but it is their fault because they go to buffets and graze the whole afternoon. If you are a fat ****, don't get pissed at others, get pissed at your big mouth. #19- you can lick my dogs butt, he likes to drag his butt across the driveway getting rid of his dingle berries.
marinlabyrinth 0
dingleberries means balls, not leftover poop. why would your dog try to get rid of its balls.
AcesAndEights 0
23, dingleberries are leftover balls of poop stuck to the dog's ass. You remind me of that one guy on here that complained about his girlfriend hitting him in the dingleberries. That spawned quite a discussion.
fxzero 0
oh that really sucks
thinmint 0
oh OP I feel your pain! I'm a very fit, muscular size 6 and ppl assume I am alot smaller than that bc I'm in shape. I always get small shirts and size 2 pants bought for me and I CANT FIT INTO THEM! it's frustrating! that lady is just jealous! FYL though for that ridiculousity!
Derek321 2
My best guess at this situation is that the OP is an obviously hefty female and thus garnered the spite of a tired employee working near Christmas... seeing that the employee knew that her effort to search for a "size 4" would be entirely wasted on a overweight woman's extreme case of vanity and denial. Merry Christmas, -Ty
Ketia 5
Haha, I'm assuming that meant the girl was not a size 4.
couturedoll 7
NO REALLY?!
CheshireHalli 19
Regardless of if you're actually a size four, the woman has no right to comment like that...