Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Today, I have an exam soon, and I felt like eating something that was able to fill my belly, only to get my right hand's fingers accidentally splashed by boiling water. After a while, the pain isn't that agonizing, but it's annoying. I'm right-handed and I need to study. I deserved it. FML
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
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MoonyIce 0
YDI, perhaps not so much for chewing your pen but for obviously not bringing along EXTRA pens, which I believe they specifically advise you to do.
8_wow_11 0
nah the worst is when you lend a pen and then it comes back half-eaten :P
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littlegoldwoman 0
How can you not be allowed to leave when you have ink in your mouth. Why are you such a victim that you let ANYONE dictate what you can and can not do? People are so brainwashed. Of course you can leave and if they say anything they could have a lawsuit. Know your rights. DANG.
leisl14 0
It's clearly not life threatening. A lot of places will only let you leave tests when you are done your test.
Rydizzle 0
i did this before. with one of those pilot pens with the Fat ink thing. I was just blowing on the end of the ink and seeign if it would come out of the tip, just playing around in bible/history class in 8th grade, and I sucked in on accident and it went ight in my mouth. make me instantly sick and I grabbed a bunch of paper and spit it all in the paper and ddidnt say anything cause I was embarassed. i sat there in class feeling soo sick and shuqfggf eweee o god I hate thinking about it.
LMAO58 0
Wow that made me think of something very VERY dirty
Rydizzle 0
I had that happen to me before and I felt instantly poisoned
toink 0
That hapened to me once, with a liquid paper thing. Tastes bad...
moonsolomon 0
I have a friend who chews pens, has actually chewed through the plastic of pens... but never through to the ink. He currently has a pen of mine that is thoroughly chewed. I dunno if I want it back or not...
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
This happened to my friend in 7th grade. Oh boy did we laugh at him.. I'm really wondering how you get that off though
bosshaug 0
YDIFLLYJBASAHGYANCS(you deserve for looking like you just blew a smurf and he gave you a nasty cum shot)
Sugar_lipsXo 0
FYL. sorry so many people are damn assholes and clicked YDI..
yardsgreen 0
YDI. Seriously, who chews pens without expecting to get ink in their mouth? That's like saying "I was driving drunk and wrecked my car. FML."
Kansasgirl 0
You just posted that you broke your tooth on another question.