Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
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Top comments
DoomJeff91 2
DAMMIT HAMBURGULAR!
wolfy_fml 5
YDI Never leave your stuff unattended.
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Comments (100)
PimpMyFML 0
I guess it's no longer a happy meal. ha.... haha...
valuemeal2 1
Why didn't you get the napkins before you sat down? I would never leave my food unattended, just for this reason.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Hungry Jacks is way better :)
rawr_ima_bear 0
Oh no, some guy stole $5 worth of panda crap from me. My life is now ******. Unless you're one of those fatass fucktards who orders $50 of "food" for themselves. And 3 large Dr. Peppers. Then your life is actually ****** for being a fatass who buys $50 of panda crap. And 3 large Dr. Peppers.
picturetaker 0
suckkkkaaaa! next time take your food with you. lol
rawr_ima_bear 0
And YDI for being a fatass who eats breakfast at mcdonalds. I did that once and i ******* BARFED ALL OVER THE MCDONALDS PERSON
Ninjaface 0
Little does the thief know that you anticipated his sneaky act, and poisoned the stolen meal with a McDonalds breakfast. Muahahahahahaha!
olisykes_ 0
LOLOLOL Hamburglar!!!!
purple91 8
hahaha I've never seen this happen before.
danceoo 0
moral of the story? Don't eat breakfast at mcdonalds