Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
You should have sucked on the ball seductively afterward so they forget about you hitting your head
iranoutofnames 6
smooth operator arent ya?
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Comments (48)
momo1972 3
cool points....GONE BABY
Jkis 0
That's cool.
knibbsy 4
You must work at an animal shelter, and the guy you like is a golden retriever who was playing around with some other dogs. You can hold the ball in front of you so he'll come over, then you can skip straight to first base without even knowing him and give him kisses. He probably wont even think you're a ****!
chrisx020296 0
random, but that sums it up
YourLifeSukz 0
smooooooth
MLK12345 4
Good job!!! You already touched his balls!
alsgirl 24
Hehehheeh innuendo....in YOUR endo! (And please tell me you get this reference!)
NBS93 0
You deserve it for capitalizing cafeteria.
theannonymousone 0
Don't make me go all Inglorius Basturs on your nazi ass!
lifesucksL0L 0
****!how embarassing!I feel 4 u man,nothin worse than makin a fool of urself in front of a cute guy : -(
TheMonolithian 0
lol I love how you just laugh haha
phiyama 0
well you probably caught his attention
Tekesis13 8
Just gotta laugh it off hun. That happens, next time get up and join him!!