Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
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Top comments
vitaminsandminer 0
wow what a dick, guys should appreciate having a girl who isnt constantly watching their weight and should love their girl no matter what she decides to eat
radiantxxreality 8
i agree, i don't think that #1 was wrong at all. us girls should be able to eat whatever we want. guys always complain that we always pick at our food and that we never eat. and when we finally do they complain about that! make up your minds!
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Comments (96)
woody_fml 0
Maybe she was a vegetarian and he thought it'd be weird to have a cheeseburger (which is a misleading name because theres usually more 'meat' than 'cheese' in them).
yokiedinosaur 0
unless this was completely out of character, shouldn't you kind of know if your boyfriend is prone to saying douchey things?
ToughLove 0
You need a new boyfriend, or a new nutritional/lifestyle plan. Probably both. And hurry.
inkstains 0
A lot of people are just not built to be skinny. Reference: kateharding dot net. OP, your boyfriend needs to understand that your body is not his property. You should tell him.
kamikaze_fml 0
Its difficult to be friends with a fat chick.. I feel for the OP's boyfriend
k10tree 0
That's pretty controlling of him, and shallow too. You sound like a good person, I don't know what his problem is.
hnx3 0
are you crazy.. dump him asap!!
Mercer_fml 0
i hope ur not still with him and if so then get even
asliuf 0
dump this guy, imho.
If_Only_S 0
Ill take that cheesburger to go