Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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Top comments
Millybug 0
That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.
Sanrio90 8
YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.
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Comments (209)
3daysgrace 0
YDI. and dude, dont smoke.
crownme 0
That's lame
omgitsseejay 0
that's karma's way of saying don't litter
McLaughlane 0
I'm with 7 on that one. AND, did you stop to consider for a moment that tossing a cigarette around while it's still lit is an easy way to start a fire? Nice one, genius. I hope you learned your lesson.
darkmis1 18
That's wut u get for smoking u idiot! Nothing good can come from ciggarettes-they're just death sticks! Now go apologize to ur neighbour, tell ur parents u were lieing and quit that dumb habit!
Hazza_69 1
ouch! that's g0ttaa hurt, wow i feel bad for ur neighboor... smoking while parents away, and ur neighboor gets punished. h0w sad
sheena_bandy 0
You were trying to do what exactly? Set your neighbor's lawn on fire?
rajah445 0
Sounds like something that would happen to me, I smoke in my backyard when my parents aren't home and they know I smoke but don't accept it and I never do it when they're around but I smoke in times when they just run errands and could be home any second. ahhaha never happened to me though,... yet. aaah SORRY!
ladywaldo 0
YDI!!!!! Don't smoke NASTY!!
zander09 0
More reason to hate smokers.
hilda_kitty 16
agreed... I can imagie what the neighbor was thinking... 'Today, I was minding my own buisness, sitting in my backyard, when a still lit cigarette flew out of nowhere and lit my hair on fire. FML'