Today, we went to the mall and my husband picked me out some perfume. When I asked him why he liked that particular one, he responded with, "That's what's the stripper at my bachelor party was wearing." He was completely serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying, "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
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Top comments
Reyo 2
No offence...but it sounds like you married a dumbshit. What kind of man discusses a relationship he's had with another woman to the woman he's supposed to be devoted to?
mich23 10
wow that blows, and she probably did too!
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Comments (94)
jrgr 6
dude seriously? WTF is wrong with people today? he is marrying the op, he shudnt be having strippers in front of him..if he's getting married, it's because he wants to be devoted to op and only op, so why wud he need to have a stripper prancing around? it doesn't matter if he did anything with her or not, or if he didn't really have a relationship with her. it's the principle of the thing
starberries 0
Don't try to impose your opinions on the rest of us, please. If he wants to see a stripper then it's none of your business. You have no right to tell people what they should and shouldn't do. Having a stripper at a party is nothing to do with being devoted to your spouse. Please shut up and die.
Orchard 33
FMLs like these make me feel like I married a saint...
newstart11 9
Hey look at it this way when ever he smells u hell think of a sexy vibrant...*****, but still sexy and vibrant that's good right
Tressa1982 18
He actually listened for once! Be grateful. But seriously you should of grabbed some cologne and said it reminded you of last night. With his best friend lol
Vita_1 30
Why do people hire strippers at bachelor parties? :|
tot5t 12
Would you object if he wanted you to wear the perfume of an ex girlfriend? The man knows what he likes and there is nothing wrong with that.
iam2fat4u 15
I don't see a problem
fantasyworld 39
The whole strippers at bachelor parties has been overdone.