Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
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Kervik 0
Absolutely DELICIOUS!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Lucky dentist with his mask on doesn't even have to smell his own fart. :P Just breathe through your mouth. Making him smell your bad breath is nothing compared to you having to smell his appalling booty-toots.
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Comments (78)
wes85 2
Everything you smell you kinda taste too it's all connected.
epicwinmaster 0
do you smell with your mouth? no. so just breathe out of your mouth and it wont matter
RatIsKing 0
hmmph. I moderated this but said no. someone else mustve pushed it through :P
Fizaka 0
why would you say no
Witchcraft_fml 5
This board is confusing me with its disappearing comments.
teebonehead 0
And your point is ?
jessxoxo28 5
EEEEWWWW!!!! wtf is wrong with ur dentist?????
begeru 0
Nothing, he farts like every other human.
ItsAshxD 0
Since when is it silent when you get your cavities filled? It was never silent when I got mine filled. Between the drilling, and the suction thing that sucks the saliva out of your mouth so you won't swallow.
nazooer 11
Girl's should always swallow
newyorker17 0
Haha! Nice.
Wolmystical 0
That happen's it gets worse, the older they get.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
I think it would be more of a FML for the dentist. How embarrassing. And come on, we've all passed gas at awkward times, surely. I could definitely relate to the dentist...
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
Fml's these days so stupid sounds gross, but not an fml
allmidnighteyes 11
Not a FML, eh? How about I eat an extra hearty helping of Chipotle, extra generous on the pinto beans and hot salsa, strap you down, somehow keep your mouth open, and let loose?