Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
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Kervik 0
Absolutely DELICIOUS!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Lucky dentist with his mask on doesn't even have to smell his own fart. :P Just breathe through your mouth. Making him smell your bad breath is nothing compared to you having to smell his appalling booty-toots.
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Comments (78)
xentaya 0
He has his mask on and with that in mind its fact that everyone likes their own brand.... Poor dentist, he missed out!
viral_fml 0
5 minutes? Bit of an exaggeration considering farts (supposedly) only stink for 12 seconds.
RockVolley09 8
That's a bold-faced lie.
blastvortex 4
That must have tasted lovely. You should have let one loose in return.
Aerianna 0
Beautiful. Really. Especially when you're reading this with a mouthful of food. *claps*
EllisIsland09 0
i hate when something smells bad and your mouth is open!!
jonny2x4 0
Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy it too.
NumberZine 0
YDI for never farting ever. OH WAIT?
ladiesman14 0
did it smell like jalpeno chili nachos. are there any studies of fart smells based on what you ate. example if girl ate a cherry snow cone would her fart smell like that ? anyone ?
scotchnacid 4
hope ur in NYC )) I'm a she btw
FrumpX12 0
I'm sorry about that Todd. ~Your Dentist
shadowmodder 0
Nice one
weevils 0
you're an idiot. its MUCH more likely the smell came out of the disgusting cavity in your mouth. learn to floss.