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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Small world
Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0
forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^
Spider_fml 9
Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!
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Comments (134)
noshitsherlock 0
LOLOL YOU SHOULD HAVE buried some of your pubes throughout it!!!!
Hoogyme 0
Make him pay extra
Lounia_fml 8
I hope you drew a penis on it and wrote "you're a dick" ? (:
CallMeHush 1
Find someone with a UTI and give him piss flavor frosting, extra punky.
EveryDayJackAss 0
hide yourself in the cake and at the right moment........................SHANK HIS ASSSSSSS
Swaggerwocky 0
Agreed.
Stotan1228 0
you should have frosted a penis on the bride's figure. just a little one though. and then wrote "your's" underneath his.
6Paper6Doll6 0
That asshole is not worth her losing her job....karma is a bitch and he'll get his share...
ohJeeznotme 7
I hope your shat in his cake
f_me247 0
YDI, for decorating it you should've took a shit on it and spread it around and say its chocolate.............